
I'm delighted to report that we are back in stock of the Kabuki Brush thanks to a large flock of Kabuki Birds being found in a large forest in Southern Asia.
The birds are unharmed in the making of the brushes, but locating a fresh flock has been difficult due to the phenomenal success of the VIE at home Kabuki Brush.

We believe that Mrs Obama has flown into the UK just to get her hands on one of the famous brushes. In a quote from Downing Street this morning, the fashion setter said, "I talked to Barrack and explained how important this new Kabuki Brush was if I am to maintain my flawless complexion. He understood completely and mobilised Airforce One immediately. I can't wait to show my brush off to Sarah Brown this morning!"
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