Lay off the Hand Cream, Green

Gasped? We fell of our chairs this weekend when we saw that slippery goal make it's way past the hands of Rob Green and into the goal. What could have been a great start ... well has generally been agreed was a pretty average start for the England team.

We have our suspicions ... these meterosexual men are all about exceptional skin care and body care. Could it be that the goalie had indulged in too much hand cream, making his gloves too slippery to handle? If yes, then can we make a little suggestion Mr Green? How about trying a little of our Exfoliating Hand Sugar Scrub first. Not only will this help smoothe and rejuvinate precious hands, it will also help ensure your hand cream sinks in much quicker. Naturally we'd suggest you lay off your usual brands and try our Softening Hand Cream instead - guaranteed to give your hands TLC, without all the slippery after affects.

Maybe the England team do need their significant WAG others joining them? They would have never allowed such a skin care rookie error.